hello reader nation, in the history of mankind there has
never been a greater country than america
you could say we're the #1 nation at being the best at
being great
but as perfect as america is in every single way
the big problem is we can't exchange it
because we're 236 years past the 30-day return window
plus we can't find the original packaging
just look around - we don't make anything anymore
and nothing and no one works
we print fake money at an amusing rate
we've mortgaged our future to china and lately india
and the apologist-in-chief goes on world tours
just to golf and to bow down before foreign leaders
but just to show how far we've dropped, how bad is it...
the four seasons hotel in beverly hills doesn't even have a
dedicated phone button for the spa appointment desk
- you need to actually dial an extension number
where and at what point did we lose our way...
well, stephen colbert believes it's high time we restored
well, stephen colbert believes it's high time we restored
our great country to the greatness it never lost
in his new book - america again
in his new book - america again
which he will pimp on oprah's next chapter sunday night
he shows how to pull this country back from the brink
it features everything like numbered chapters and pages
it covers subjects ranging from health care
(i shudder to think where we'd be without the wide variety
of prescription drugs to treat our maladies
- terrible problems such as think-shuddering)
to the economy, colbert covers the hard econ-facts like
'life is giving us lemons, and we're shipping them to the
chinese to make our powdered lemon-flavored lemonade'
the book is available on october 2nd
get yourself some good reading and more importantly
a good solid door stopper for the cruel winds of fall
if you actually read the book, you will see why
stephen colbert always gives america the dose
- of the truth it needs to get back on track
warning: do not read this book while commuting on trains
