Tuesday, January 29, 2013

A SUPER BOWL OF CHOICES

every year is different

over the years there have been some pretty crazy parties

i remember one super bowl party that ended up being

a video at the trial for some under-aged, - never mind

this year is different, i'm in a different place and i'm confused

my usual 'go-to event' - the bra and pantie game -

the lingerie bowl isn't until aug 31 this year

so i gotta make other plans

i saw an ad for an area strip club for their super bowl party

free food, cheap beer plus lots of strippers

that sounds like the place, but

super sunday being sunday

i probably should, well, i should attend my new church

and then it starts, that ol' conscience of mine

strippers - church?   strippers - church?   strippers - church?

strippers - church?   strippers - church?   strippers - church?

that little guy on my left shoulder sez 'come on, the're strippers'

and the little guy on my right shoulder sez 'ya gotta go to church'

strippers - church?   strippers - church?   strippers - church?

wait a minute

the casino down the road is having a huge super bowl party

and they've been advertising their $12 tailgate buffet

which includes

a full-on taco bar with allll the fixin's
plus
potato skins
buffalo wings
hot dogs
pizza
hamburgers
beef nachos
mini quesadillas
bbq pork ribs
chicken fingers
french fries
onion rings
chili beans
salads
desserts
gelatos
and if you can believe it
more

i think god will forgive me if i skip church - and the strippers


and just go ahead and make a boob of myself at the taco bar