maybe it'd be best to stay with that jumbo jack
this burger joint seems a little too extreme
in las vegas so often
- the restaurant designed an entire line of clothing for him
- probably so he could fit into something
but now, the restaurant reports that its most loyal
patron has passed away at age 52
from - of all things, a heart attack
who woulda thought...
maybe they shoulda called the place
win-the-lotto grill instead, - i'd get a burger at a place like that
alleman suffered a heart attack while waiting for a bus
in front of the restaurant, which boasts highly caloric menu
items such as the 9,982 calorie quadruple bypass burger
- just think, 18 more calories, maybe another pickle
and you'd have enough caloric intake for all the kardashians
the restaurant's 575-pound spokesman, 29-year-old
blair river, had no comment on the recent death
because he died at the age of 29
- of, wait for it... a heart attack
just last year the restaurant made headlines when
yet another patron had a heart attack while eating
a triple bypass burger
they gotta change the name of this place
many people have tried to blame the restaurant for these
tragic and untimely deaths
however, whatever a place puts on the menu
doesn't mean their patrons have to order it
for instance
last night i went out to dinner
they offered as one of their sides... steamed vegetables
i said no
