Wednesday, February 13, 2013

BYPASS THIS BURGER JOINT

maybe it'd be best to stay with that jumbo jack
 
this burger joint seems a little too extreme
 
john alleman visited the heart attack grill

in las vegas so often

- the restaurant designed an entire line of clothing for him

- probably so he could fit into something

but now, the restaurant reports that its most loyal

patron has passed away at age 52

from - of all things, a heart attack

who woulda thought...

maybe they shoulda called the place

win-the-lotto grill instead, - i'd get a burger at a place like that

alleman suffered a heart attack while waiting for a bus

in front of the restaurant, which boasts highly caloric menu

items such as the 9,982 calorie quadruple bypass burger

- just think, 18 more calories, maybe another pickle

and you'd have enough caloric intake for all the kardashians

the restaurant's 575-pound spokesman, 29-year-old

blair river, had no comment on the recent death

because he died at the age of 29

- of, wait for it... a heart attack

just last year the restaurant made headlines when

yet another patron had a heart attack while eating

triple bypass burger

they gotta change the name of this place

many people have tried to blame the restaurant for these

tragic and untimely deaths

however, whatever a place puts on the menu

doesn't mean their patrons have to order it

for instance

last night i went out to dinner

they offered as one of their sides... steamed vegetables


i said no