matt damon finally got his revenge on jimmy kimmel
he hijacked control of kimmel's late-night talk show
last night he gagged jimmy and duct-taped him to a chair
- kimmel has never been funnier or a better host
the title was tweaked to 'jimmy kimmel sucks'
damon brought out a huge array of guests
he had a crow, a robin, an oldman, a kidman, a silverman
a whiterspoon, a member of the adam's family
and even an appearance demi moore's kid sister
ben affleck held the cue cards (not part of the mutiny, staying loyal to jimmy)
and he even replaced guillarmo with a garcia
here's the opening
from the show 1,205 times, always signing off with the line
'apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time'
he's been waiting for this moment for a long, long time...
well, damon finally showed up, stole the show and all hell broke loose
there was booze, duct tape, tasers and extra hot chicks
- all which made for a perfect evening
damon said 'this is like when I lost my virginity
except this is gonna last way longer than one second'
