Friday, January 25, 2013

MATT DAMON STEALS THE SHOW

matt damon finally got his revenge on jimmy kimmel
 
he hijacked control of kimmel's late-night talk show
 
last night he gagged jimmy and duct-taped him to a chair
 
- kimmel has never been funnier or a better host
 
the title was tweaked to 'jimmy kimmel sucks'
 
damon brought out a huge array of guests
 
he had a crow, a robin, an oldman, a kidman, a silverman
 
a whiterspoon, a member of the adam's family
 
and even an appearance demi moore's kid sister
 
ben affleck held the cue cards (not part of the mutiny, staying loyal to jimmy)
 
and he even replaced guillarmo with a garcia
 
here's the opening
 
damon went on to explain that kimmel had bumped him

from the show 1,205 times, always signing off with the line

'apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time'

he's been waiting for this moment for a long, long time...

well, damon finally showed up, stole the show and all hell broke loose

there was booze, duct tape, tasers and extra hot chicks

- all which made for a perfect evening

damon said 'this is like when I lost my virginity

except this is gonna last way longer than one second'