there's no calories in coffee
but just add 10 packets of sugar
and 5 mcdonald's egg mcmuffins
now you're talkin' some calories
sounds like maybe too much
but that's how many calories (1760) there are in
ihop's country fried steak and eggs breakfast
and fat and sodium and grease
you really gotta watch what you're orderin'
wanna order healthy you say
try the bistro shrimp pasta plate at the cheesecake factory
3120 calories
i got it on good authority that the cheesecake factory
is really a factory that produces heart failure
so be good, order the chicken
their chicken costoletta has 2610 calories
that's more that any steak, chop or burger choice
want some salt with your dinner...
chili's serves baby back ribs with fries and apples
six thousand four hundred plus megs of sodium
like gun control, eveybody is trying to trick you into
feeling good about yourself with political correctness
while they are really trying to kill you - with kindness
stick with burgers, burritos and beer
works for me
