Wednesday, January 16, 2013

BREAKFAST OF CHUMPS

there's no calories in coffee
 
but just add 10 packets of sugar
 
and 5 mcdonald's egg mcmuffins
 
now you're talkin' some calories
 
sounds like maybe too much
 
but that's how many calories (1760) there are in
 
ihop's country fried steak and eggs breakfast
 
and fat and sodium and grease
 
you really gotta watch what you're orderin'
 
wanna order healthy you say
 
try the bistro shrimp pasta plate at the cheesecake factory
 
3120 calories
 
i got it on good authority that the cheesecake factory
 
is really a factory that produces heart failure
 
so be good, order the chicken
 
their chicken costoletta has 2610 calories
 
that's more that any steak, chop or burger choice
 
want some salt with your dinner...
 
chili's serves baby back ribs with fries and apples
 
six thousand four hundred plus megs of sodium
 
like gun control, eveybody is trying to trick you into
 
feeling good about yourself with political correctness
 
while they are really trying to kill you - with kindness
 
stick with burgers, burritos and beer
 
works for me