Saturday, January 19, 2013

GUM CONTROL

there's one way to keep our schools safe
 
- get rid of all the teachers and leave the kids alone
 
(they'll play)
 
a 5-year-old pennsylvania girl who told another girl
 
she was going to shoot her with a pink toy gun
 
the kind that blows soapy bubbles
 
has been suspended from her kindergarten class
 
ya really gotta be bad to be suspended from kindergarten
 
well, her family has hired an attorney

which is yet another problem our society faces

they will, with all their power fight the punishment

saying that her sentence was much too severe

initially the suspension was 10 days but was reduced to two

she served one day and has returned to apologize

officials labeled the girl a "terrorist threat" for the bubble gun
 
the girl didn't even have the bubble gun with her
 
and has never even seen a real gun
 
however she is on a government watch list, a no fly list
 
and her and her family will be going to
 
guantanamo bay this summer