ahhh... summer vacation - where on earth should you go...
seems that the US isn't all about sex, drugs and rock & roll
we have our problems with violence and crime too
but the rest of the world is a far more dangerous place
exotic locales like south america and far off asia
are as scary as hell
you can buy a gun and protect yourself here at home
but you better acquire a RPG for an overseas travel companion
and maybe improvise some explosive devices as well
just make sure you stay outta southern somalia
completely
if you are in the market and looking for a new car
don't head to detroit - that's one place that is really scary
and in spite of all this worldwide violence and mayhem
the president is about to head off to his homeland - africa
and what's this family vacation gonna cost you taxpayers
- some estimates are as high as $100 million
not including gratuities
africa is no costa rica - africa is full of guys with machetes
and it seems they are always chasing after any outsiders
but obama will have the secret service (and michelle)
to keep him safe - so don't worry about him
worry about you and your family and stay at home
with your gun
now, take a look at the 10 most dangerous places on earth
