that he he he sound you hear is, in fact laughter
and yes they are laughing at you
it seems that the amish - a group that lives a very simple life
is, yes, out of touch and so, way ahead of the game
take a drive through the rolling hills of holmes county
- a small farming community 80 miles south of cleveland
you won't see kids with their noses pointed down at a phone
or even with 'em in their ears - they ain't got cell phones
they ain't got email either and they ain't got NSA problems
neither
they don't even know what the NSA is for that matter
what they got truly delights the senses
smells of farm freshness and sawmill resins mingling with
the limestone dust rising from the roads - no asphalt either
turn off your phone and just take a look around
amish farmers work the fields with horse-drawn plows
while their beef cattle, milk cows and other tasty critters
lazily graze nearby in lush green pastures
the women tend to laundry on sagging clotheslines
as their youngins and toddlers play with wooden toys
weaving around their slowly moving horse-drawn buggies
- a visitor might miss the fact of the matter, that the folks
around here use a technology most people only dream about
these people are using their brains and not gizmos
that's technology that the government can steal
no, their phones aren't tapped
their emails are safe from big brother
and they never send photos of their genitalia
that's cuz they ain't got those new fangled gadgets
so, this isn't a perfect life
however, there's no fear of big government sneaking around
now, they only gotta learn how to grow a freakin' mustache
