Tuesday, October 8, 2013

WE JUST KEEP PRINTING THE STUFF

the federal reserve board just today
 
released the newly redesigned hundred dollar bill
 
sure, ol' ben is still on the franklin
 
but he's joined with the most high tech gadgets imaginable
 
one new feature on the $100 bill has been dubbed
 
the wife swapper
 
there's an app available through the app store that allows
 
women complete control over these bills wherever they are
 
- including their husband's own wallets
 
the new bills also feature a big slash splash of color and
 
many new stylish flourishes plus a number of upgrades
 
all this time and effort is designed just to thwart counterfeiters
 
did you know that north korea's number one industry is
 
counterfeiting US $100 bills - that's true
 
so, how much do you suppose these new bills will be worth
 
- it depends on their serial numbers - their serial numbers
 
their value to currency-collectors could go as high as $15,000
 
each
 
you see, if you were a currency collector
 
- instead of the cash wasting low-life that you are
 
you would know that certain 8-digit serial numbers are better
 
and thus more collectible than the others
 
what are these special numbers and how can you get some
 
- we're not saying because - you're not a collector
 
money burns a whole in your pocket like a sailor on shore leave
 
but if you ever do get your hands on one of these new beauties
 
keep the one with all the number ones on it
 
- it'll help you win if you ever find yourself playing lair's poker
 
not just new 100s are worth more than the paper they're printed on
 
even old bills with these special numbers are valuable
 
OK, if you really wanna know - you can go online and consult
 
 
however, and this is very important
 
just make sure that if you ever get one of these new bills
 
and you find that it's green on just one side
 
 
 
send it directly to me