the federal reserve board just today
released the newly redesigned hundred dollar bill
sure, ol' ben is still on the franklin
but he's joined with the most high tech gadgets imaginable
one new feature on the $100 bill has been dubbed
the wife swapper
there's an app available through the app store that allows
women complete control over these bills wherever they are
- including their husband's own wallets
the new bills also feature a big slash splash of color and
many new stylish flourishes plus a number of upgrades
all this time and effort is designed just to thwart counterfeiters
did you know that north korea's number one industry is
counterfeiting US $100 bills - that's true
so, how much do you
suppose these new bills will be worth
- it depends on their serial numbers - their serial numbers
their value to currency-collectors could
go as high as $15,000
each
you see, if you were a currency collector
- instead of the cash wasting low-life that you are
you would know that certain 8-digit serial numbers are better
and thus more collectible than the others
what are these special numbers and how can you get some
- we're not saying because - you're not a collector
money burns a whole in your pocket like a sailor on shore leave
but if you ever do get your hands on one of these new beauties
keep the one with all the number ones on it
- it'll help you win if you ever find yourself playing lair's poker
not just new 100s are worth more than the paper they're printed on
even old bills with these special numbers are valuable
OK, if you really wanna know - you can
go online and consult
however, and this is very important
just make sure that if you ever get one of these new bills
and you find that it's green on just one side
send it directly to me
