things got a little outta hand
there's only one way to describe it
sick
there were so many knives headed for that bird
it looked like a tarantino movie
people were gobbling and grabbing whatever they could
the bird hit the floor twice, that slowed no one
by the time the mashed potatoes were served
the turkey was gone
it flew just off the platter
i'm still full, no leftovers - not shred of fowl left anywhere
the good news is that there's still some ham
or at least the bone, the dog will be happy
and that was just today
for thanksgiving we went to denny's
