it comes down to two words - lorne michaels
he's now producing the new 'tonight show'
it's hard to dis a guy who's helped keep SNL on the air since 1975
but lorne's style just ain't 'tonight show style'
it may work for goofballs and after hours parties
but sorry, this is 'tonight'
michelle obama stopped by jimmy fallon's revamped 'tonight show'
last night
to chat about family life in the white house
and promote two of her causes,
healthy eating and fighting fat
i don't think she was there to make a fool of herself
will ferrell and jimmy have had lots o' practice at being silly
but this is over done, stupid, childish and really dumb
so in it's first week, jimmy showed that he coulda been
a great 'tonight show' host, but predictably
lorne michaels showed that he shouldn't be involved at all
mrs. obama let down her decorum and should've stayed at home
jimmy wore braces and a padded bra
and ferrell wore make-up and a stupid wig
and then all 3 continued to make fools of themselves
this may be acceptable for SNL - nobody watches SNL
but this has shown that the 60 year old institution
has been now officially hijacked by canadians
it's just un-american and should be on the no-fly list
cuz this dog don't hunt and sooner rather than later
the whole thing is about to implode
again, you don't have to go to sleep to see a nightmare
the only hope is that leno will return as the adult in the room
and yes
for a third time show NBC how it's done
there's a fat chance of that ever happening
maybe that's the fat michelle is fighting
