Tuesday, February 25, 2014

THE REVENGE OF THE SETH

it started tame enough
 
seth meyers stealing jimmy fallon's bit about 'thank you notes'
 
the note said he'd do only original comedy bits - from now on
 
then he started his first late night show
 
he joked how he'd change things up by starting with a
monologue
 
seth meyers is no stand-up comedian
 
his first monologue must have given the country a case of mono
 
- as least it put me to sleep
 
meyers looked like he was reading letterman's top ten list
 
slow, methodical, sad
 
an hour earlier, fallon’s monologue had olympics jokes and a
 
mayor rob ford joke; one hour later, meyers’ first-ever
 
monologue started with an olympics joke and a rob ford joke
 
which brings us back to just two words
 
- lorne michaels
 
ya see, seth meyers has this particular problem
 
meyers spent the last thirteen years at saturday night live
 
most of them as the show’s head writer - and not much else
 
meyers is still yelling like a fake newscaster, like chevy chase
 
and not just talking like a late night talk show host
 
he likes quick and snappy bits and they have their place
 
maybe even after midnight on a show like late night
 
but the show can't go on with these weaknesses
 
NBC is betting a lot on a whole young group of talent
 
to hopefully draw in a whole new group of young viewers
 
and us old farts will have to deal with that
 
and have trouble with the popular cultural references
 
and be glad that we know who joe biden is
 
as part of the monologue seth announced that the brassiere
 
will turn 100 years old later this week
 
and so does everyone who still calls it a brassiere...
 
it shows the demographic i fall in to
 
my age group liked it when the brassiere was just a bra
 
 
and all the girls were burning them